A title is simply not called for in some cases, but here one is anyway, hello!
Jesus, people. Jesus is to blame for my not writing! Jesus has a birthday, and we all have to buy presents for everyone we know! It’s outrageous, is what it is, and I for one will not stand for it.
Because of Jesus, my brain has been sucked clean of content. I have spent too many hours scouring the Internets for cheap train sets for my son, and now I can’t tie my shoes without drooling.
Also: cheap train sets don’t exist. If your son likes trains, you must sell your liver. It’s all part of His plan.










December 13, 2004
Reader Comments (32)
And all Christmas morning? "Wow, good thing we got the Boulder set that cost a hundred dollars from Santa, so it was FREE! Wow, we musta got three hundred dollars of stuff free, just cause Santa brought it!"
I just discovered the joy and hilarity that is the finslippy website, and I've long since worked my way through your archives. I need more.
Please. I'm dying over here.
chickenflicken
Two other suggestions: Get Target sets on clearance (they had 70-pc sets in wooden boxes that doubled as stools on sale for $35 just before Christmas), and check out the off brands at educational toy stores (ie teacher's supply places). I only know Chicago-area ones, but if you are in the area, shoot me an e' and I'll give you a list.