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How to Endure and Possibly Triumph Over the Adorable Tyrant
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Sunday
Mar282004

Spice racks can make us happy--and tell us a little something about ourselves.

I bought a spice rack today. I’ve wanted a spice rack for weeks, and finally I said to myself, I said, Alice, old girl (I talk to myself like that), you deserve a spice rack.

I spent an hour tonight filling and labeling the spice rack’s glass bottles. And now I keep walking past it so that I can admire its shiny newness.

A couple of times I've pretended* to just be casually walking by, when—whoopsy—something shiny catches my attention. Well, will you look at that! It’s a spice rack!

I realize this is sad. It’s good at least that I realize it, right?

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* For whose benefit, you may well ask? My husband is watching television. My son is asleep. My dog—if I said what he's doing to himself, the google hits I get would become even more lurid. So this charade I'm playing must be all for the imaginary viewing audience.

And…cue laugh track. Roll credits. Thank you.

Reader Comments (6)

If it's sad, I'm heartbreaking--but then, I never said I wasn't. I was cheered up just thinking about your spice rack, and it isn't even mine ...just one url:http://www.penzeys.comjust in case you still have any empty jars.
March 29, 2004 | Unregistered Commenterjilbur
I like to think that getting such satisfaction from little life incidentals, like a spice rack, is a sign that you are content. That it merely takes a shiny jar of cumin to push you right over the edge of happiness. Yep, that's what I like to think.
March 30, 2004 | Unregistered CommenterKristine
see you again sometime..
August 31, 2004 | Unregistered CommenterMurielle Celine
I just surfed in this great place. But it’s really a pleasure being here. Go onwith this good work.

September 28, 2004 | Unregistered CommenterCharlie Jones
To me, contentment has always been a good spice rack.
February 16, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterJess
This is really a crazy world. How can anybody understand all this crazy stuff all around? It's so meaningless, but in one way it's fantastic!

April 22, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterUwe Jan

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