Back me!

Hello Internet! Me, hibernating, much days. Now me is returned here you! Not sure why writing this-way-like. But enjoy me. Happy to enjoy! So keep writing it like. This like.

It some snow here, then ice-rain-sleet, then snow more. Yesterday, Valentine for Henry, no school! Scott too stay. We: pancakes. Then: play date nice friends across street. Nice to have friends across! Icy streets almost kill but! No die. Come home back. Much playing, Scott, Henry. Racing around rooms of home-place. Me: try to writing, no writing. Watch snow fall. Feel brain turn like oats which cooked. Try to nap, no nap. Okay! Dinner! Henry say Best Day Ever. Me like too.

You write me. You write this like. Tell me, day, you. Yesterday? You snow? Snow good?

Comments

[Daniellie]

Snow no here, Hollywood am. Me like sunshine, blue sky. No workie! Day off, me. Me go beach. Then go fun haircut. Me sit traffic for hour. Bad traffic Bad. Me fun dinner. Dinner friends say "Singles Discrimination Day". Fun day, fun.

[alice]

Beach, fun haircut? Wanting be I you.

[Beth]

Those emails from "Cameroon"? I now know from whence they come. ;^)

[Tina]

Me baby give first time yogurt. Yogurt baby fight inside. Yogurt win. Baby lose. Baby me scream in arm. Scream and scream. Me baby clutch, heart climb throat. Baby uncle reiki at baby. Baby sleep. Me Xanax think, reconsider, no Xanax. Me sleep clutch baby, us all wake fine. We phew.

[marymuses]

Me get up early, shower, nap take. Snow day! Kids no sleep in, play guitar, much strumming. Crazy, I went. Waffles make, waffles eat, on top apple butter, waffles eat by Franc, no waffles eat by Al. Demand pancakes, Al, but no more cooking. Already waffles. Lucky Charms? Lost boots for snow wearing, much attic searching. No luck! Buy boots new, yes, new pairs two, but no boots new me, only old sneakers cold. Sled no steer, nanny crash, bang, laugh, laugh, laugh. Come over extra kids, no need for nanny crash, bang if all sleds used are. Toes warm inside. Glad school for today, yes, very glad.

[eva]

You like David Sedaris. You like him a lot. French when he learns it. Bad no love to talk. Me Talk Pretty One Day.

[MIchelle]

Me play too. No snow. Me live sunny California. Yesterday son eat much candy. Candy reverse end up on shirt. Me glad no there for mess. No happy making for new teacher to cleaning Valentine Vomit.

[Liesel Elliott]

Snow come down here too. Bad snow, hurt face when go out push it around. Blow, many ways. Outside snow blow. Inside kid no fun blow. Play small game Mario on a cart. Me win! Kid cry. Cry cry cry. I say 'You baby' kid cry more. I let him win next - crying hurts ears bad. Makes wish for school. Go school kid!

[TtownAnne]

Here snow. Here ice - LOTS. Crazy me go. Three days house. Hours three shoveling. Arms ouchy. Still covered car in ice. April car moveable, maybe. Scheduled holiday school on Tues/Mon! Mind lost done by then.

[superblondgirl]

Me no snow. Me ice and sleet. No work = good. Also = Chinese takeout. Yum. But then the puking of child. No fun, no yum.

[michele]

i think I post twice, internet too slow! me no like Valentine's day. bad day, this. no husband. in d.c., him. in california, me and toddler. sun, we like muchly. snow, we miss not very much. me eat cupcake, pick up toddler on bike, ride bike through crazy inland empire traffic. toddler crazy from party valentine's at school. toddler throw dinner on floor. I guess dinner he no like, want candy! toddler two times spill milk! toddler by 7:30 he in bed! all done toddler for night! all done valentine's!

[michele]

me no like Valentine's day. bad day, this. no husband. in d.c., him. in california, me and toddler. sun, we like muchly. snow, we miss not very much. me eat cupcake, pick up toddler on bike, ride bike through crazy inland empire traffic. toddler crazy from party valentine's at school. toddler throw dinner on floor. I guess dinner he no like, want candy! toddler two times spill milk! toddler by 7:30 he in bed! all done toddler for night! all done valentine's!

[Leslie]

It snow much here. Internet no. "No!" I say. Freak out me. Sled on we go, times many. Man of snow build. Snowhawk he have. (Mowhawk for man of snow that is.) Ok me.

[Leslie]

It snow much here. Internet no. "No!" I say. Freak out me. Sled on we go, times many. Man of snow build. Snowhawk he have. (Mowhawk for man of snow that is.) Ok me.

[sveedish]

sad me, Valentine's Day. hubby utah, training him. hubby miss, i do muchly. sicky-poo, me. wishing pampering, for me, by husband. icky sicky! baby too icky sicky. we: inside playing muchly. then: nap and no nap, him, me. it rings doorbell for roses, surprise! love hubby, love surprises. me happy rosey rosey. no snow, good. sun and much happy warm.

[sveedish]

sad me, Valentine's Day. hubby utah, training him. hubby miss, i do muchly. sicky-poo, me. wishing pampering, for me, by husband. icky sicky! baby too icky sicky. we: inside playing muchly. then: nap and no nap, him, me. it rings doorbell for roses, surprise! love hubby, love surprises. me happy rosey rosey. no snow, good. sun and much happy warm.

[sveedish]

sad me, Valentine's Day. hubby utah, training him. hubby miss, i do muchly. sicky-poo, me. wishing pampering, for me, by husband. icky sicky! baby too icky sicky. we: inside playing muchly. then: nap and no nap, him, me. it rings doorbell for roses, surprise! love hubby, love surprises. me happy rosey rosey. no snow, good. sun and much happy warm.

[LetterB]

Snow, yes. Me like snow. From inside. Husband drag me with boy outside. Okay. Me fun have. Boy love snow. Naptime good. After me finish valentines to family. (Me like to procrastinate). Dinner good. Chocolate cake good. Lost... eh. Too much talky. Bedtime. Surprise husband. He happy. Me happy.

[Alissa]

Totally don't judge me, but you sound just like my Mother in Law. She's Chinese.

[WendyP]

Cute-cute hubby gave Cuisinart week last not roses. Me fine with that. Me four days into food poisoning, bad-bad onion dip, me never eat nasty-nasty again. Valentine's? Eh. We big fuzzy love all year, no need Twinkie holiday.

[Sarcasm Chasm]

Alice Dear,

You snow? You snow make me want to say bad words. Africa hell hot. Too much with hot. Not had hot food long time now. Hot food too hot hell hot Africa. Me love Autumn long time.

All yours,Sarcasm Chasm

[juliloquy]

Me jury duty, me Valentine's day. Trolley miss I first. Snow me to airbrush with ice pellets tiny to face, second trolley while to wait. Philadelphia. Me no nothing to interesting trial jury to be. The waiting the only all day. Husband and toddler to snow day, no me. Me the jury duty. $9 me get, the jury duty for.

[raine]

yesterday, no work. stay home with boy. boy complain owie. he say, owie, mommy, owie. he point left side. me remember, left, poop, right, appendix. me think, boy need poop. me right. boy poop, boy fine. glad not appendix. appendix owie, big badda boom, not good. poop came out, boy fine, boy rush around house like car. boy like lightning mcqueen. me need nap. good day. hope work deadline, not miss from good day.me like word game. makes brain happee. me play again sometime soon!

[jenfromRI]

Yesterday,no sit down all day. Lots work, teach crazy high school kids. Valentine's make crazy. Babysitter sick, kids in many places. Drive many miles to pick up. Icy miles, scary. But husband with iPod for Valentine! Husband nice.

[Lama]

Me think you watching too much oobi.