You can't even imagine

how much my head hurts right now. Or maybe you can! In which case you understand that I am hard-pressed to come up with a post for today. Is it enough to say that there's a new Wonderland up today? Oh, I hope so.

I'm taking requests for my next finslippy post, which I will write this weekend unless my brains come shooting out through my eye sockets. So come on, what do you want me to write about? It's like improv, only in writing, and I'll have time to edit. So nothing like improv. Ow. My head. Ow.

Comments

[Anne]

More caveman talk! That made us all happy!

[Meredith]

A list of people who have really pissed you off and what they did.

Name them and SHAME them I say :)

[hbomb]

Please more Henry and letters to four. It make me feel as if my just turned 5 and I aren't totally abnormal.

[stephanie]

Hey, I have argyle socks AND a sweater vest...I'd like to know just what's so funny about either of them.

Great strategy this, by the way. I will likely steal it; I've already ripped you off by redirecting my readers to a different blog I've written. You're brilliant. You could write about what a burden that is...I share your pain.

[Mom101]

If it were like improv, you'd ask for something like a name of a place, a profession, and a celebrity and do something with that. So I'll throw out a bowling alley, encyclopedia salesman, and Liberace.

[zoom!]

Tell us what you remember about being four!

[Oz]

I'd love an update on the status of what your son will eat. Have you caved in and only given him white food again? Or have you been toeing the line? Either way is guaranteed to be funny.

[Lisa Milton]

I have no ideas. I suck. But I hope you feel better soon. (And it is now Monday, so I hope to God you are super-duper now.)

I loved the Wonderland post and signed on.

I am sick to death, death I say, of these mommy wars. It's such crap.

Have an excellent day!

[b]

more bershon stories!

[b]

wow...the abortion debate really reved up over at Wonderland.

[theflyingmum]

HEAD ON Apply dierctly to the forehead!write about that.

[Joe]

How's the head?

[LetterB]

Does your head hurt from all the "liberal" anti-abortion trolls on Wonderland? Yecch.

I have no ideas. I am hoping to steal one myself from these comments. Ach, the well is so dry these days.

[Rebecca.]

Secrets. Write about secrets.

[susies]

Bloody Mary - fruit or vegetable?