At LET'S PANIC ABOUT BABIES, Eden Kennedy and I share our hard-won wisdom and tell you exactly what to think and feel and do, whether you're about to have a baby or already did and don't know what to do with it.
...but it sure feels like it. So here. Listen to this extremely NSFW song, and look at this tastefully edited, SFW photo of my dog. (There was a Gaussian blur applied. Charlie was reaallly enjoying the nice weather.)