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Let's Panic: The Book!

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How to Endure and Possibly Triumph Over the Adorable Tyrant
who Will Ruin Your Body, Destroy Your Life, Liquefy Your Brain,
and Finally Turn You
into a Worthwhile
Human Being.

Written by Alice Bradley and Eden Kennedy

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Monday
Mar312008

A good morning.

He ate both waffles.

He examined his sticky fingers and said, "I need to wash up."

He wanted to brush his teeth and wash without me, as a surprise.

"When I come out, you say, 'How did your teeth get so white?' and 'How did your hands get so clean'?"

He forgot that he needs my help squeezing the toothpaste. I came in, for a second. I had to pretend I didn't do that.

He jumped out of the bathroom and did jazz hands at me.

He stood on my bed, carefully brushing his hair, while I got dressed, and explained to me how he likes his hair done.

"You have to have your hair off your forehead, so you can look beautiful," he explained.

He brushed my hair. "You have a big forehead so it's easy for you to look beautiful."

Then he said he was going to show his Dad how beautiful he looked, and he ran downstairs.

 

Reader Comments (43)

Awww...it's nice to have those sweet times to hold onto, especially during the times when we want to kill 'em.
April 1, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLadyBug
too too sweet...i love days like that...or times of the day like that...or portions of a ten minute period like that...i soak them up & remember them later when i am being yelled at for giving him french fries that he then dropped on the floor...why would i do such a thing?
April 1, 2008 | Unregistered Commenteremily ruth
How do kids always make you feel like the most beautiful, wonderful, best loved person in the world?
April 1, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJooshy
Aw, that's so sweet! They have to have 'sweet days' so we don't sell them to sweat shops.

My daughter (who is only 2), likes to ask me if I have brushed my hair and when I say yes, she pets it and says it looks 'so pretty'. And that's how she earns her keep.
April 2, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJen O.
Jazz hands!!! Awesome.
April 2, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTammy
And then did you eat him up? 'Cause you totally should. Except then there would be no more Henry stories and that would be sad.
April 2, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBeth
Any morning that begins with two waffels and ends with looking beatutiful, is a good morning. :)
April 2, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLeaf, probably...
see, i only want a kid if i can have a guarantee, preferably in writing, that s/he will do frigging adorable crap like this.
April 2, 2008 | Unregistered Commentersmackdown
Life is good.
April 2, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterDory
lol...I have a big forehead, too. It's actually and eight head.

Big brains are beautiful. ;-)
April 2, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJozet at Halushki
A big forehead = beautiful.

That is beautiful all by itself.

What a character.
April 3, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterChristi
I love Henry. He is just awesome.

What a great post.
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April 3, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterharika
Sweet! That is a good morning.

However, I am a little dismayed to realize that when my 3.5 year old is 5 years old he will still be directing everything my husband and I say. Our morning: "Daddy, how about if you say, That's a nice lion (my son is pretending to be a lion). Can I have that lion, Mama?" "And Mama, you say, no, that's my lion, Grandpa gave it to me." "And Daddy, you say, Can we share him?" And Mama, you say, no, I don't want to share!" Etc. Etc. All day long. Helps him work out stuff in that little head of his, I'm sure, but it is sooo tiring. But cute. Yet tiring.
April 3, 2008 | Unregistered Commentermandy
The Wonderland piece was so great! Hooray! *admires you so much*
April 3, 2008 | Unregistered Commentermostcurious
He just makes my heart want to bust out in giggles.
April 5, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterschmutzie
He makes my ovaries ache.
April 5, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterPants
We should all be groomed so lovingly.
April 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLotta

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