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Wednesday
May192010

Look who's turning 40 today

It's Scott! Everyone wish him a happy birthday! Go on!

Scott, contemplating a hairstyle change.

Doesn't he look distinguished?

For my 40th last year, Scott threw me an amazing surprise birthday party and got me a super-fancy camera. For his birthday, I’m getting him the Gift of Packing and Painting! His two favorite activities!

He is a lucky, lucky man.

Actually for his birthday I am taking him for an overnight stay here. And we will be eating dinner here. It will be fantastic.

But those will have to wait for a couple of weeks. Because there’s packing to do, mister! Get to work!

 

I asked Henry what he loves about his Dad, and he came up with a list. Here it is. I heartily agree with them all. And then some!

winter in the park with his Dad

Forty things I love about Daddy. By Henry.

1. All his love.

2. He takes me to get a snack after school.

3. He gives me an allowance.

4. He buys me Legos.

5. When he calls me “Buddy bear” or “Hank.”

6. And how bushy is that beard? …not so bushy.

7. The man is strong and a good wrestler.

8. He plays soccer with me.

9. He reads to me a lot.

10. He cuddles.

11. He makes me the best macaroni.

12. He draws funny comics with me.

13. He takes me to the movies.

14. My daddy is very, very kind.

15. I also think he is funny…

16. …and he’s cool.

17. I love how he makes all the funny creations when we’re playing with Legos.

18. His movies are good and detailed.

19. He’s always happy to see me.

20. I like the way he wakes me up.

21. I like the way his glasses make him look funny.

22. He thinks that I’m very kind and good.

23. He tells me that he loves me.

24. He plays me Indiana Jones.

25. I love that I know that he knows that I love him.

26. He tells me stories.

27. He trusts me.

28. He tucks me in at bedtime.

29. He’s the friendliest man I’ve ever met.

30. I like that he can work from home, so we can hang out.

31. I like that he is my Daddy.

32. He sets up the best birthday parties.

33. He helps me find Lego pieces.

34. He’s always proud of me when I say something smart.

35. When we get into fights he always gives me a true apology.

36. He always solves the problem, whenever there is one.

37. He helps me when I’m scared.

38. He lets me do things that are very fun.

39. He always goes camping with me.

40. My Daddy is the best.

Happy birthday, sweetie. You are, indeed, the best. I can’t wait to see you turn into a grizzled old man. It’s happening more quickly than I could have dreamed!

Reader Comments (67)

Aaaah shucks, what a list!

Happy birthday Scott - May you have lists like that every year from here on in, at least until Henry is a teenager and decides to pretend you no longer exist...
May 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterEdwina
Dear Lord. Print that baby out and frame it.

Adorable. Happy birthday, Scott!

(And Alice -- the Ritz? Ooh la la! You know, my 43rd birthday is coming up in July ...)
May 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKaren/Chookooloonks
Happy Birthday, Scott.Now keep packing!
May 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAlison C
Happy birthday Scott!

Also, I'm totally stealing the list idea for Jon's upcoming birthday. :-)
May 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBoston Mamas
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCOTT!As a black-hearted childless unmarried spinster, I can definitely say that my heart (and ovaries) ached a little bit reading that :)HAPPY MOVING to all of you!
May 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterLeslie
Happy Birthday Scott! That is just about the sweetest list ever.
May 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMelinda
Happy birthday, Scott. Save that list to re-read when Henry is a teenager.
May 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMJ
Awww, love this! Happy birthday, Scott!

(Alice, that last line made me spit out my water. When will I learn not to drink things while reading things online?!)
May 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterHouseofJules
Now I'm all verklempt! Happy Birthday!
May 19, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterliz
This made me cry. Nick read it over my shoulder and we both said, "Awwwwww!"

Happy birthday, Scott!
May 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSarah Brown
Love the salt and pepper. LOVE. Happy birthday, Scott!
May 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTracy
That is the sweetest list ever! What is it about Dads and boys and legos? :) Happy Birthday!Best,Tina
May 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTina
Happy birthday Scott! A man is nothing without a salt & pepper beard. I also likes how he gives Henry TRUE apologies, instead of the fake ones he obviously gets from Alice.
May 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBertha
Happy Birthday, Scott! What a sweet list!
May 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterFreeRange Pamela
Happy Birthday Scott! I too am loving the salt and pepper. I must show my husband these pictures so he can rest assured that one CAN age wonderfully and gracefully and handsomely.Not that I knew you before, you know, for some comparison. Or now...Whew! Anyway. Diggin' the hair.Enjoy that packing and painting! :)
May 19, 2010 | Unregistered Commentermp
Happy Birthday! Forty! Forty's great! I can even say it out loud now. Fuh..for..ffforrrty. See? Because for a while there, it was like how Fonzi couldn't say he was wrong.
May 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMarla
That list is priceless.

Happy Birthday, you're a lucky daddy.

ALice: what a sweet surprise for your husband to see that list. So sweet.

You caught what life's all about right there.
May 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAlexandra
That's a great list. I love #6.
May 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterNichole
Maybe, as a special little birthday treat, Alice, you can play him some Indiana Jones, if you know what I'm sayin'...

Also, it seems to me that a little packing, a little purging and a little painting are perfect for a guy turning forty. New beginnings, and all. Sounds just about right.

Happy Birthday to you, Scott!
May 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSheila
Happy Birthday!

I love it when my husband calls me Hank, too.
May 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBeth
Happy Birthday. I like how Legos make it into three of the items on the list!
May 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterNutmeg
That Henry is a good kid. Happy birthday to Scott!

By the way, your tweets about packing recklessly and not double-triple-super-duper wrapping every fragile item made me laugh out loud. I am married to Anal Retentive Man - stuff like packing for a move brings out the crazy in him. I love that you did it your way AND taunted Scott with it!
May 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMissy
awwwwww Happy Birthday, Scott! Don't let her work you too hard on your special day. ;)
May 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAmigurumigirl
Happy Birthday, Scott!

And is Henry turning 40 too? Because that kid talks like it. He is so smart!
May 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAndrea
Best birthday present ever, that list. Lucky lucky man. And you and Henry too.
May 19, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterkate

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