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March 22, 2011-I would really like to figure out this weird chest pain I'm having.
-Shouldn't you go to the doctor? Chest pain seems like a good reason to go to the doctor.
-Well, no, it's not really my chest like my HEART. Maybe it's my lungs? Or my boobs.
-You can't tell the difference between your lungs and your boobs?
-Well, I mean I can in everyday life, yes, but since one area sits right above the other, it's hard to tell which hurts.
-That makes no sense. Your breasts and your lungs are different things.
-Thanks, doctor.
-I mean, just because they're close to each other, you don't know which it is? I can tell the difference between my pants and my testicles.
-So you're saying that breasts are the pants of the chest.
-That's exactly what I'm saying, yes.
Reader Comments (39)
My husband:
"Well that doesn't make any sense. Your pants aren't going to hurt."
A pulled muscle is a likely culprit. However, if you have pressure or pain that radiates around your back or up your neck, go to the doctor. Women's heart attack symptoms tend to be not the televised male symptoms of crippling chest pain. http://usgovinfo.about.com/cs/healthmedical/a/womensami.htm
hilarious! but I hope your pain gets better, 1,000 pricks sounds horrible.
I have that kind of pain too! I think it is normal for big-breasted ladies. Or that's what I tell myself so I don't have further high anxiety about dying.
Pain in the upper right side radiating out and back through the shoulder is galbladder. Just so you know.
Umm, it seems to me that breasts should be the testicles of the chest. not the pants! I've been lurking and laughing for a long long time but feel compelled to comment now.
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Oh man, this one got quite a hearty LOL from me. Scared my dog, who was sleeping on the couch next to me.
My husband once compared lasik eye surgery to breast augmentation: http://www.upperbottom.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=69:charlie-says-think-twice-about-breast-implants&catid=70:general
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