Pro: Michael Caine!
Con: Michael Caine, singing
Pro: Statler and Waldorf as the Marley brothers
Con: Terrifying expressionless doll-head as the Ghost of Christmas Past
Pro: Uplifting morality tale leaves five-year-old filled with the true meaning of Christmas
Con: Idea that ghosts will visit him in the night leaves five-year-old unable to sleep with the lights off or be left alone for any length of time
Pro: One of the few movies for Henry that doesn't make me wish for the sweet release of death
Con: I can no longer pee by myself