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Monday
Mar102008

Sick day.

- My eyes are burning. Water is coming from them.

- That's because you have a fever, sweetie.

- Look. TEARS.

- Yep, I can see that.

- My throat really hurts when I drink. Hurts and stings.

- Oh boy.

- My nose won't stop sniffling. I'm using a million hundred tissues.

- You're one sick kid, all right.

- My ears are crackling. And when I close my eyes and release the power of my ears, it feels black.

- Wha--?

- It feels black. When I release the power.

- Uh, let's check that temperature again.

Reader Comments (40)

Oh, your sweet, looney boy is in my prayers.
March 10, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterkristi
Omg, I actually know what he means. Granted, I've had a hole in my eardrum for over ten years and five surgeries, but I know exactly how he feels. You might want to get those ears checked.. :)
March 10, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAllie
Ooofffff, that sounds like SOME-KIND-OF-FEVER. I hope he feels better soon!JulesHouse of Jules



March 10, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterjules
I was an adult {ok, so it was last year} when I first learned that not everyone experiences pain in color. Turns out my mom {and now my husband} have no idea what the difference between silver and bronze pain is.

Isn't it obvious?
March 10, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCobblestone
Hmm, actually, he described a foot itch once as feeling "orange." So maybe it's not delirium after all...
March 10, 2008 | Unregistered Commenteralice
My son had the same complaints over the weekend - sure enough went to the ped today and he has strep throat. Hope your little man is feeling better soon.
March 10, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKim
oh dear, I hope he feels much better. Fever talk can be amusing, but kind of scary too.
March 10, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterkelly
Sounds like synaesthesia to me! I was just like this as a kid. Well, slightly different--my complaint was that peas were too high-pitched to eat.
March 10, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJenn
"When I release the power" - that's fantastic. I'm sorry he's got crackling ears and a sore throat but that's some good blog fodder. :)
March 10, 2008 | Unregistered Commentersizzle
Ah yes...we had a verrrrrrry interesting fever conversation a few weeks ago. She was so intent on telling me about the man in the room trying to dance with her that I even checked under the bed. No dancing dudes.



March 10, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJozet at Halushki
Owww! We had a sick day today too. But without the fever. Duckyboy was sorely disappointed that he had a "Take-It-Easy Day" (as I used to call the slightly-sick-day-off-from-preschool days, since it was preschool so who cares) that he was too lethargic to really enjoy. He hasn't had too many actual Sick Days, which is a good thing. Not looking forward to one like yours!
March 10, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterjanny226
my five year old son has trouble with constipation every now and then, or as he calls is "red diamonds in his belly." Today his foot fell asleep and it was all weeping and wailing about tiny orange squares filling up his foot. Oh, and a couple of months ago we were hearing about the muscle in his left calf that had moved all the way up that leg and over into the other. Turns out he and another boy with the exact same shoes had taken them off and gotten them mixed up...he was wearing a too-small shoe on that side.
March 10, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterloonytick
Aha! I have heard that synesthesia and sensory integration issues can go together. So maybe his ears have not actually been possessed by demons.

Have you ever asked him whether he thinks some words have a color, too?
March 10, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterjaelithe
I was thinking this was about your husband!

Har har. Men are babies when they're sick.

(And then I was going to say something about synesthesia, but some people beat me to it.)
March 10, 2008 | Unregistered Commenternotjustbarbra
Ah. This is *totally* how I felt last week. Yep, just as feverish and delusional.
March 10, 2008 | Unregistered Commenternicoleantoinette
I think we have the same thing.

When I release the power in my nose, it's all black, too.



March 11, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterChristi
Is this part of a video game I don't yet know about?
March 11, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMichelle
Your son is having a unique relationship with the English language.

As the commenter above mentioned, it does sound a little like synaesthesia. Read "A Mango Shaped Space" by...who? I don't remember now. Great story though.
March 11, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMolly
I used to describe feelings in colors, too. It would drive my mom crazy when I kept referring to something as a "light blue" sort of pain...

I stopped doing it when I realized nobody knew what I meant, but secretly I still describe things to myself that way sometimes.
March 11, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTwice Five Miles
Hay fever was and is a red and fuzzy pain, like yarn. My subluxed sacral joints are tin-foil pain.
March 11, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterWeeze
How exciting - and scary - the Ear Power is! My daughter [adopted from Russia 3 years ago] said the first time she got sick "My nose, it is FULL!" It was so funny, yet I couldn't laugh because I wanted her to know that I would save the day.

Take care,Dee
March 11, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterDee
Maggie had an "ear confection". She tells me that the "ear-juice" is coming out & getting stuck in her hair(eeew).

We gave her Motrin for the fever/pain & that kid jabbered about the silliest things!She's never described her pain as colors though. She said that her throat hurt likea Dorito was stuck in it.

I hope htat Henry feels all yellow soon (I don't know if yellow is a "good" color for him, but it's my fave. Sunny, warm, happy little daffodil yellow.
March 11, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCatizhere
What a brilliant description.

You should try to find a copy of My Many Colored Days by Dr. Seuss. It's probably a little below his reading level but the art is brilliant and each page is about different feelings and the colors the evoke.
March 11, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJonah Lisa
Agreeing with many above - that totally makes sense. As a kid there was a specific feeling in my ears when I closed my eyes and "released the power of my ears" that signaled to me that I had a fever. Mine was more of a black-white-gray, like "snow" on a bad TV station; the Poltergeist kind, not the fluffy white stuff.
March 11, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSami
Agreeing with many above - that totally makes sense. As a kid there was a specific feeling in my ears when I closed my eyes and "released the power of my ears" that signaled to me that I had a fever. Mine was more of a black-white-gray, like "snow" on a bad TV station; the Poltergeist kind, not the fluffy white stuff.
March 11, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSami

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