Things are really heating up, over here.

"We have to hurry, my husband will be home any minute."

"You're hilarious."

"I'm just trying to spice things up. Isn't that what married couples are supposed to do?"

"Oh, geez."

"Why, it's the PSE&G guy! Are you here to read the gas meter?"

"(Sigh.) Yes, uh, you sure did use a lot of energy this month."

"Well, I do like things hot. But I can't pay my bill! Whatever will I do?"

"I could, heh, put you on an extended payment plan."

"Ooh, I like that idea. Ooh. How far can it extend?"

"And you know, you can get a rebate on our Energy Saver hot-water heater."

"Oh, yeah, baby."

"Save you a bundle."

"Okay, I'm done."

Comments

[You can call me, 'Sir']

Like any other hot-blooded male, I certainly enjoy well-scripted smut with my morning coffee, but it really could've used a soundtrack. And maybe a pizza delivery guy.

[You can call me, 'Sir']

Like any other hot-blooded male, I certainly enjoy well-scripted smut with my morning coffee, but it really could've used a soundtrack. And maybe a pizza delivery guy.

[You can call me, 'Sir']

Like any other hot-blooded male, I certainly enjoy well-scripted smut with my morning coffee, but it really could've used a soundtrack. And maybe a pizza delivery guy.

[sparkles anon!]

Sounds like the dirty talk at my house.

(Aside - my fiance put one thing on our registry - a kill-a-wat energy meter. Nothing like romance!)

[Lori]

All I have to say is...dirrrrty! And hilarious!

[rye]

That's hot.

[rye]

That's hot.

[dianne]

Chicky boom, chicky boom...

The beauty, the poetry of the double entendre, is that even the most innocuous word has a way of becoming filthy.

[holly]

much better than my husband's attempts, which usually involve either star trek, heavy metal lyrics, or golf. i've started to 'phone it in'. *sigh*

[The Mom Bomb]

That was hot and heavy. I almost expected your cat to get into the picture.

I myself have entendre-laden conversations with the cable guy. He's COMCASTic!

[rye]

Ah! Sorry about the double comment ... slow-loading internet, bah!

[TX Poppet]

I'd comment, but I can't stop shaking with laughter. Priceless!

[Candy]

So how much did he save you?

[honestyrain]

that's some kinda sexy. i am heating up myself. oh wait, someone turned the furnace up...

[daysgoby]

Boom Chicka-bow-wow, boom chicka bow...

[Leah]

I'm an avid lurker--also a writer and mother to a three-year-old girl. We've been trying for another baby for a year now. (Why is it that being 36, going on 37, suddenly makes me feel SO damn old and panicky?!) Your experience pretty much sums up my own "close encounters" these days. Let's hear it for "meter-reader love." LOL!

[Manic Mommy]

My husband would have gone into theories of boiler efficiency. Oh, wait. I'm the wet blanket.

[Julie]

You're in a better place than us right now. Earlier this week I consented to "promise you'll leave me alone afterwards, and make it quick" sex.

[Aisha]

LOL! Thanks for the laugh.

[ozma]

Yeah, it's always good to insert a little realism there. Those authentic details regarding utility company rebates, etc. I'm always like "Oh, honey, you know that's not tax deductible! You've totally ruined the mood now!"

[HeyJoe]

That got me hot. Thanks.

[anonymousey]

...

I key utility bills for a living. PSE&G is one of my big customers.

I'll never think of them the same way again.

xoxoanonymousey

[Robin]

Reminds me of that scene in the Big Lebowski: (switching off a p&rn film) "You can imagine where it goes from here." "Uh...he fixes the cable?" "Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey."

[Erika]

It never fails that my husband's turn on line is, "So, your husband's on vacation?"

[Strizz]

I wonder if that ever happens to actual energy workers. I have had a cable man or two that have made me want to go all p**rn star.